You're probably getting sick of being compared to the little mermaid
We all know that there's more to ya than your red hair and your fin
You're probably getting sick of being compared to the little mermaid
We all know you know real people, and the crab's not your only friend
And I know you know a fork isn't a dinglehopper
I heard you say that once, you said "that's not what I meant"
And I know you know a corkscrew isn't a thingamabobber
But I know your favorite gum is Trident
You're probably getting sick of being compared to the little mermaid
We all know there's someone special, and Eric is the guy
You're probably getting sick of being compared to the little mermaid
You said you had laryngitis, but we all know your voice was stolen from you by an evil underwater sorceress octopus who's friends with two eels and uses them for spiiiiiiiies
So I will not compare you with such hilarities
You are you're own person despite striking similarities
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